things that are ok to do in india (if you are a man)
In public!
pick your nose
pick your nose and wipe it on a tree
pick your nose and wipe it on your clothes
scratch your bum through your pants – really “go at it” too
grab your crotch – give it a good rearranging and/or scratch
hork loogies in the street…or anywhere, really
hork loogies out of a moving car
pee anywhere
and of course STARE STARE STARE STARE!!!