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tiger tiger burning bright / in the ladies of the night

When the story of Tiger Woods’ affair(s) broke last week, I posted a couple of thoughts on Twitter: THIS JUST IN: cheating on your wife may have consequences. If you want to keep your home life private, perhaps you shouldn’t … Continue reading

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the end of the Rogers saga

Previously: Rogers made me lose my shit and I started talking smack about retarded three year olds. Also: I blew up their website And then I was like “I’m gonna tell Twitter on you” and they were all like “I’m … Continue reading

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Yes! Story to come…

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