Archive for November, 2009
please stand by
I can see we’re having some technical difficulties here – thanks for the heads up, Sarah. The last two posts are cut off in error, I didn’t pass out while writing, swear to god. I’m writing this from my phone, in bed, since I just got the email about it and since I don’t want [...]
laundry
Him: Which laundry is the white laundry? Me: Uh, the white stuff. Him: Oh. Ew, there’s dirty underwear in here! Me: It’s LAUNDRY.
In: home sweet home
trolls and cougars
Whew! The internet can be a sticky place, my friends. On Tuesday night I had a confrontation with a commenter on my blog AND got into a twitter argument that involved Demi Moore. It sounds more exciting than it was. As I was digging through my statistics and determining the identity of the blog commenter, [...]
turn that frown upside down
How about something nice, for a change? I’m not going to go all Church of Oprah on you, but I do have some good things in my life, and I should probably remind myself of those things when I get blue. So here goes: I have a job I like and it pays me pretty [...]
pass the flashlight
I decide to start writing more and I get complete brain block. Typical, thanks BRAIN. Part of the reason I’m blocked right now is I’m in a funk. A nice, deep, dark funk. Some people are inspired to write when they are blue, I am inspired drink wine. And, no. No, I will not post [...]