purplelara

i'm number 3!

If you want your site to get a lot of hits, all you have to say is “boobie massage”. EVERY DAY people come here looking for boobie massages. Every day. But it made me think, how far down in their search must they go to get here? Surely there must be a zillion and two dirtier sites out there, right? Google boobie massage – I’m third, fifth and sixth out of 109,000 sites.

What the hell now?

awesome

They’re all awesome, but I’m hysterical thinking about the person excitedly looking for “sanjay gandhi lion safari pictures” and finding the safari entry. Perhaps a tour of Mumbai would be a better use of your time, no?

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