If you want your site to get a lot of hits, all you have to say is “boobie massage”. EVERY DAY people come here looking for boobie massages. Every day. But it made me think, how far down in their search must they go to get here? Surely there must be a zillion and two dirtier sites out there, right? Google boobie massage - I’m third, fifth and sixth out of 109,000 sites.
What the hell now?
They’re all awesome, but I’m hysterical thinking about the person excitedly looking for “sanjay gandhi lion safari pictures” and finding the safari entry. Perhaps a tour of Mumbai would be a better use of your time, no?
No, it’s not, but I just wanted to say that. Here it is:
2003 Corolla Sport with all the bells & whistles. So excited. I have a car with AIR CONDITIONING. And a little beep beep do-ey to open the door. And fancy lights inside…weeeeee.
Jeff and I went and looked at it on Sunday and I really liked it. I let Jeff do all the mileage blah blah engine blah blah talk and I was leaning in the car going “does it have cupholders? like the big ones that can hold a slurpee? because sometimes…why are you looking me like that?”
Then the guy said an iPod could be hooked right up through the stereo and I’m like “ohmygodsold!” (I really need to learn to control myself before I go condo shopping or I’ll be like “closet organizers? ohmygodsold!”)
Anyways, we asked him to have it checked out and he had that done today and it’s all good, so we went and picked it up tonight.
SO EXCITED!!! If anyone knows anyone who is in the market for a 1988 Toyota Tercel with low, low mileage and slurpee stained seats, let me know.
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