Whooooooooooo! So, today I had a massage from a chick that included a spanking AND a boobie massage. Yeah. Then we had a pillow fight.
I went for a massage at Blue, it was pretty good until she was doing my lower back. She had my bikini bottoms down a bit farther than normal and out of the blue she SMACKS me on the bare right cheek. Oh! Then on the left! Eeeeek! And again! And again! She was having a great time, laughing and smacking my ass. Hmmm. Maybe she likes me…
After she was done spanking me, it was time to roll over. In Thailand, they always offer to massage your boobs as well, but I always say “nooooo, it’s ok, thanks…” I guess she missed the “no” part of that sentence and the next thing I know she’s got my top right off and I’m getting a hot oil tit massage.
The massage place is just a platform on the beach, with people walking by and a restaurant/bar overlooking. So I’m lying there wondering “how many people are seeing my boobies right now…ok this shouldn’t last too long…hmmm well it actually feels pretty good…but not in THAT way…although it HAS been a while since I’ve had a boobie massage, hot oil or otherwise…does this mean I’m gay?”
Anyways, she finished the rest of the massage and I was all like “so umm, are you gonna call me?” and she was like “ya” but then she didn’t…
I guess I have about as much luck with the ladies as I do with the men…damn.
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